You're Done Here, Buddy

Does anybody actually like these things? Are we actually convinced that they a are viable low-carb option even though they taste like the leftover’s from last night’s budget corporate banquet? The next time you ponder whether or not a wrap is a suitable lunch option ask yourself these questions: 1) Do I like stale tortillas? 2) Does the tortilla which “wraps” the other ingredients have any trace of its Mexican heritage? 3) Do I like to eat things that are both stale and crusty? 4) How much better does a burrito / taco / turkey club /  shawarma taste? 5) If I like to eat wraps, does that make me totally Done Here, Buddy?

The point is that these so called “wraps” are terrible. They always fall apart and have some wack gimmick like a red-pepper tortilla with an innovative hummus you’ve never heard of. The irony here is really quite special: people think that eating wraps is actually a healthy low-carb option. But, more times than not, the ingredients in these shit bundles are typically all processed and definitely unnatural. Just how Done Here, Buddy are wraps? Have a look at the following image.

Oh, God.

The following link will direct you to a site that should be banned everywhere: http://www.wrapzone.com/