Captain Stank Breath
Dec 27th, 2009 by Sweater Guy in Lifestyle
You know who you are. You don’t even need an introduction. You’re the giant elephant in the room, Buddy…
Those with whom you come in contact seek immediate reprieve. “I don’t know how much longer I can take this,” they think to themselves. Yet, you continue on–ignorantly disregarding everyone around you. You’re the one with your head in the clouds, most likely found socializing at elitist fundraisers expounding the theories of Kant and Hume. You’re dehydrated and you need a glass of water. You’re walking around the party with the stale ass red wine breath and you’re definitely Done Here, Buddy.
hey bro, i love this blog and check it daily. your Sushi Birthday Dinner piece inspired me a couple weeks ago to eat a good home cooked meal before one such obligatory gathering and, upon arrival, pay cash for a Sapporo tallboy so I could split before the bill arrived. i’ve noticed you’re not updating very regularly anymore. i hope this blog is not done here, budski!
My favorite Captain Stank Breath story of yours has to be when a cab driver you had in the Northern Capitol had breath so bad that you were forced to move from the front seat to the back during a red light, just so you could survive the trip.
Write on brother. Write on.
This Blog is be coming Captain Stank Breath
Not sure why you can not find the time to post here.
Just sad. Just so sad
Doneherebuddy.com appears to be pretty much done here considering there hasn’t been a post since Dec 27th. it’s not my peen…….. get with it the buddy.