Backstreet’s Back, Alright!!!

For those of you that don’t know, the Backstreet Boys are back!!! Decked out in their usual garb and classic facial hair patterns, the new-look BB made an emphatic return to prime time last night when they performed their new hit single “Striaight Through My Heart” on the Tonight Show with Conan O’brien. In honor of their return, I have developed an evaluation system to measure how Done Here, Buddy these jokers are.

  1. Raspy, washed up voices: 4 Buddies
  2. Horribly choreographed dance moves: 4 Buddies
  3. (Backstreet) “Boys” who are clearly bald or balding: 3 Buddies
  4. “Boys” over the age of 30: 3 Buddies
  5. Buddies who are done here: 4 Buddies

Having received an impressive score of 18/20 Buddies, it is safe to say that the Backstreet Boys are officially Done Here.

Notice AJ’s step through and gaze in the opening sequence. Sophocles couldn’t have written a more tragic narrative. I’m not sure if these guys are back, but they are definitely Done Here, Buddy.

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